It's Official!

I am officially done with facebook. I have "deactivated" my account which is a problem. that means your profile is still there if you choose to come back. I don't like that. I mean, does it bother anyone that everything you say and do on that thing is archived and saved forever? I'm done.

I am going to miss the super-awesome stories about your dog chasing birds and taking a nap, being at a restaurant with your kids, or checking in at a fucking airport. Really? Does your life suck that bad? Is it THAT boring. Can't you post shit about the dirtiest thing you did last weekend? You're already exposing every other personality and character flaw on that thing--I'm referring to your desperate posts to get attention, the drama queens, and your lack of education and ability to spell. So, show me your tits. That's really all anyone wants to see anyway.

With all that said, I've decided to coin a phrase for the average douchebag facebook user based on being uninteresting, unfunny, and generally annoying all while have no idea that you are a waste of skin.

It is a condition I like to call: Can't Undo Narcissistic Tendencies Yourself. That's right kids...CUNTY is the newest psychological disorder facebook forces upon you. Yes, I have a blog that's ALL about me and my thoughts, but aside from the few who know me personally, this is supposed to be significantly more anonymous and I would like to keep it that way.

This is only going to get worse...

Yes...This Is Where You Will Find Me...

So, I am again done with facebook. It's gay and I am starting to hate people more than normal so you will find me drunk and brooding here. For the people who know me personally, I need you to keep in mind that this is intended to be somewhat anonymous. That means not referring to me by name and shit. Or the girlfriend.

Also, I am going to be saying some pretty offensive things so please keep in mind that nothing is directed at you personally--unless you're a self-absorbed asshole and think the world (and this shitty blog) revolves around you. It does not. So if talking about skanks, fags, retards, fucking Asian drivers, modelling your 5 year old daughter to prepare her for the world of gold-digging whoredom, your fake religion, or ignorant idea of politics bothers you, please refrain from thinking it's personal. And if you must comment, say what you want but keep in mind that I will not be deleting anything and I encourage a somewhat cordial exchange.

Shit's about to get real. Or whatever the fuck that means.

Time Warner Sucks...

So, I have been forced to be a Time Warner customer for about 7 years now and i have to say it is the worst piece of shit cable service the world may ever know.

Their DVR's last about a year before they stop working. and that means you have to not only re-program them every time you get a new one, but you lose all the shit you haven't watched up until that point. And, they charge $15 per month for the privilege to use their shitty equipment.

You can never talk to anyone who actually has the ability to get shit done. They have accidentally shut my service down twice because their techs got the wrong address. And, both times, it took them 3 days to get back out to fix it.

And the channel lineup is all over the fucking place. At channel 83 they go into repeat mode and then new channels start all the way at 123. What kind of chimp made that decision?

I am not sure what kind of idiots are running the show over there, but I want to be an executive too since there appears to be little in the way of work you actually have to do there.

They don't carry the NFL Network. They made FuelTV a subscription service that also includes the Asian Channel. Why the fuck would I want the Asian channel? I can get that shit for free on internet AND that usually involves petite women going ATM.

And, I get all this shitty service for $125 per month.

Seriously, if anyone from Time Warner reads this I would love to chat about it. Except for the Asian stuff. I've already come to terms with that and it was messy...

Maybe I'm Just an Asshole...

So, I keep hearing all of my overtly Christian friends say that we have to protect and defend Israel. I get the homeland thing and the process is a fucking mess but I am curious about how a Christian defends this activity...

If you believe the Bible, then it would appear that the Jews rejected your god, Jesus. Isn't that an eternal sin? And how can you support people who denied your god? How is that possible?

Doing This Again...

Ok...here's the deal. I am really leaving Facebook this time. I am tired of arguing with dipshits and I may even turn off the comments on this thing to prevent more fucking idiots from saying the dumb things that they can't help themselves from saying on Facebook.

So, for now I will leave them up but that could change. I plan of doing the same thing here only I like that I can spew for a lot longer.

I will still get drunk. I will still say things I probably shouldn't, but there will be more open debating here without worrying about which whiny little bitch I am offending this week...

And you can still suck it...

The Party of Family Values Strikes Again...

So, it looks like another member of the Republican Party got caught cheating on his wife and kids. Awesome work. Are you going to tell me that the sanctity of marriage is under threat by gay people who actually want to get married and spend the rest of their lives together? And this guy is saying that marriage should be protected because that is his "party line"? You have got to be kidding me...

This is PRECISELY why I believe that marriage is between two people and that politicizing it is horseshit. This guy ruins the argument for Republicans who pretend for a second that this isn't a religious issue. Which, by the way, should have ZERO bearing on our laws regarding gay marriage...


http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/41498568/ns/politics-capitol_hill/?GT1=43001

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