One Time Only...

So, I recently had a very traumatic discussion with some idiots over Glenn Beck. Don't ask why. Just read...

I love and hate Glenn Beck. I hate him because he is a liar and misrepresents history worse than anyone I have ever seen. I love him because I always wanted to know what it would be like to have no fucking soul or conscience. And, I was always curious how far one might be willing to go to make millions. He is the answer. Sort of like Allen Iverson, only Iverson had talent and didn't blow station managers for radio gigs on his way up the ladder...

The problem I have with most people who love shitheads like Beck are that they happen to be grossly uneducated. If you haven't taken a history class past the 11th grade or ever bothered to study or read on the subject until recently, and find yourself now thinking you are an expert in the field. Let me help you with one. YOU ARE NOT.

You can't read two books by David Barton and claim expertise. It doesn't work that way. Even a carpenter has to swing a hammer so many times before he gets promoted.

Even when asked how much research and homework his fans have done, there was never an answer. They can't answer because they don't know what the fuck they are talking about. And when someone tells you that there are certain rules of engagement when debating a topic, that doesn't make me a fancy liberal elitist because I went to college and learned how to do shit other than lay on my back and blow humans out of my vag. But hey, thanks for folding my clothes and making that sandwich.

What I'm saying is that you learn things like how to validate talking points. You learn how to propose a theory and then back it up with facts. You counter based on acquired knowledge. People are somehow making fun of those who went to college as if it was a bad thing. Nevermind that those Founding Fathers you love to band about so much were HIGHLY educated individuals. Many of whom you would be talking shit about today while you mop my floor. By the way, I went to CSUN so that is not exactly what I might call a resume builder...

Seriously, I asked one of them where they would send their child to prepare them for the real world; Glenn Beck University or UCLA? You can imagine what the answers were. The bottom line is that if you watch Glenn Beck and don't think he's full of shit and lying to you then you are either hopelessly stupid and should have your reproductive rights revoked or, well, there really is no or. You're just an idiot.

And if that makes me a jerk then I really don't give a shit. It's not my fault that your God made me smarter than you. Blame him. I am not at saying I am better than you because I went to college. I'm saying that I have a different skill set that lends itself to discussing such things and then teaching your dumbass future zeroes what happened, when, and the different ways we have been affected by it.

If that makes me an elitist then so be it. But at least I know how to think for myself and the highlight of my life will be something other than being fed some alcoholic Mormon's dick everyday for the rest of my sad life...