I get completely confused by the 40 year old guy jogging without a shirt...in public...on a busy street...during rush hour. I'm no prize but you really need to consider how much you ruin my day by jogging down a busy public street in your fucking Rocky gear all shirtless, pasty, and sweaty with your dick-cheesey tribal arm band everyone else got in 1992. Seriously, you look like 400 lbs. of gummy bears got shoved down your throat and then decided to jiggle down the road during peak traffic.
Look, I like it that you want to jog and exercise to get in shape, but can't you do it with your shirt on? I have not yet accepted that obese is aesthetically pleasing. And I'm a fat ass and see it in the mirror every day. I just really have no desire to see that after a hard day at work.
On the optimistic side, at least looking at that guy on my way home yesterday kept me from shoving more than three pieces of pizza into my head last night...
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LOL See, I have sense enough to know that I look like shit and I am definitely not going anywhere without a shirt on, much less jogging during rush hour. Fucking weirdos!
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